How To Wash Dishes In Your Dorm Without Leaving Your Room
Before I start, I wanna make it clear that this post is not for those of you who live in dorms with personal bathrooms or sinks. FUCK FOUNDERS HALL. FUCK FALCON HEIGHTS. FUCK CENTENNIAL.
Now that I've established an environment of class warfare and outed myself as a BGSU student, those of us living in regular ass dorms like regular ass people know the struggle of having little access to running water.
Most people probably scrape all the food on their dishes into the trash and rinse them in the community bathroom or utility sink. I already hate starting tasks, though, so the added step of carrying my dishes to a separate space is Really Fucking Annoying And I Don't Wanna Do That Shit.
So, I came up with a worse and even more annoying process. But it's a worse and more annoying process that works.
THINGS YOU'LL NEED
- A dish pan/plastic tub thing
- A spray bottle full of water
- Either a second spray bottle (labeled or in a different color) full of water and a bit of dish soap or a bottle of dish spray, which I promise exists
- A mesh strainer
- Anything you'd normally use to wash your dishes (dish towels, sponges, whatever)
- You can also use an empty gallon jug to refill with water and keep in your room and/or a bucket to carry water and dispose of it more easily
The process itself is pretty self explanatory, but I'll explain it anyway.
THE PROCESS
- Over the dish pan, spray your dish with soapy water/dish spray
- Scrub it like a normal dish
- Rinse it using the spray bottle of water
- Dry it like a normal dish
- Put it away (you're never gonna believe this. Like a normal dish)
- Dump the dish pan either directly into the nearest utility sink/wherever you would dump dish water or into a bucket so you can carry it to wherever you're gonna dump it
anyway. That's how I wash my dishes. Everyone I know makes fun of me for it especially my bitch ass friends who used to live in FUCKING FOUNDERS. but it works. have fun 👍
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